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Sharing cruise experiences, news updates, enjoying my Truly's, midnight pizza and laughs that make your jaw hurt.
The Cruise Drink Calculator Tracker app was built for cruisers who want a fun and easy way to track drinks during their trip, save each day, compare totals against beverage package prices, look back at historical tracked days and see whether the package was actually worth it.
Instead of guessing at the end of your cruise, you can log drinks day by day, watch your totals grow, and get a clear picture of your cruise drink value in real time.
Download on iOSMost cruise apps are either too generic or too cluttered. Cruise Drink Calculator Tracker focuses on one thing and does it well: helping cruisers quickly understand their drink spending, package value, and fun trip stats without subscriptions, upsells, or locked features.
It is simple enough to use poolside, detailed enough to be genuinely useful, and fun enough to make sharing your results part of the cruise experience.
Log cocktails, beer, wine, coffee, and more throughout your cruise so you always know where you stand.
See whether your actual drink total beats the price of the cruise beverage package.
Review how much you drank each day and how your full cruise total compares by the end of the trip.
Get fun insights and cruise-style stats that make your summary more entertaining and shareable.
Create a polished summary card of your cruise drink stats and share it with friends and fellow cruisers.
Designed with cruise drink packages, cruise pricing, and real cruise habits in mind.
Cruise drink packages can cost a lot per day, and many cruisers are not sure whether they are really getting their money’s worth. A few cocktails by the pool, a coffee in the morning, a beer at lunch, wine at dinner, and a late-night drink can add up fast.
With Cruise Drink Calculator Tracker, you can stop guessing and start seeing the real numbers. Whether you sail on Carnival, Royal Caribbean, Norwegian, Princess, or another major line, the app helps you answer the big question: Did you beat the package?
Before your cruise: Estimate whether a drink package may be worth buying.
During your cruise: Track what you actually drink day by day.
After your cruise: See your totals, compare your value, and share your results.