🎒 JesterCruiser’s Cruise Recommendations

🧴 Sunscreen Is Not Optional

That sea breeze will fool you—until your forehead’s as red as the Lido deck. Bring reef-safe sunscreen and reapply like you re-up your piña coladas. 🍹

(Amazon link goes here)

🦆 Pack a Jester Duck (or Three)

You’re not truly cruising until you’ve hidden a duck with flair. Bonus points if it’s wearing sunglasses or juggling mini coconuts. 🤹‍♂️🦆

(Amazon rubber duck listing goes here)

👜 Bring a Hanging Organizer

Because cruise cabin bathrooms weren’t built for modern hair routines. Or toothpaste. Or anything, really. Hang one, and become a cabin storage wizard. ✨

(Future Amazon link for a hanging organizer)

💃 Theme Night Attire = Essential

Don’t be the only one at White Night wearing neon cargo shorts. Pack outfits for each theme and commit to the bit. Extra points for glitter. 🌟

(Link to cruise outfits or accessories)

🧲 Magnetic Hooks Are Your Best Friends

Cruise walls are metal — so turn them into a storage station! Hang hats, swimsuits, and questionable theme night wigs.

(Amazon item: magnetic wall hooks)

🧺 Pack a Pop-Up Hamper

Because throwing socks at the corner of the cabin isn’t a sustainable laundry system.

(Amazon item: collapsible laundry basket)

🎧 Noise-Canceling Earbuds = Nap Game Elevated

Drown out hallway shenanigans, loud neighbors, or… your snoring cabin buddy. 😴

(Amazon item: wireless noise-canceling earbuds)

🎟️ Cruise Card Lanyard = Freedom

Who wants to dig in a wet swimsuit for their sail & sign card? Not this jester. Wear it proud.

(Amazon item: waterproof cruise lanyard with pouch)

💨 Mini Fan = Cruise Cabin MVP

Cabins can get stuffy — this tiny turbo breeze will save your cruise sanity.

(Amazon item: portable USB fan)

🪞 Bring a Travel Mirror (with Light!)

That one mirror in your cabin is a battleground. Pack your own and rule the glam game.

(Amazon item: foldable LED travel mirror)

🥤 Reusable Tumbler = Icy Cocktails All Day

Bonus: they’ll fill it at bars or self-serve lemonade stations. Just don’t spill it in the hot tub.

(Amazon item: insulated stainless steel tumbler)

🧳 Compression Packing Cubes = Sorcery

Fit 47 outfits, 12 ducks, and a sombrero in your carry-on.

(Amazon item: compression packing cube set)

🍽️ Don’t Skip the MDR (Main Dining Room)

It’s free. It’s fancy-ish. You can order two entrees. Need we say more?

📲 Download the Cruise Line App Before You Sail

Once you’re on the ship, Wi-Fi's as reliable as a sea cucumber.

(App Store / Amazon Fire tablet suggestion)